2am

so it's 2:10am. I don't have much to say but i'm sitting here reading through these random quotes and though i should share some that i thought are quite interesting. I love this site, generation terrorists. Usually when there's crap to be done around the house but I just can't be fucked, I would sit at the computer, crossed legs up on the table, leaning back into my seat and click on the "generate random quote" button. It's great. I would be sitting there for anything up to an hour..click click click...
So here are some that the random button spat out tonight:


"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected" - Anoymous


"Pacifisim is a privlidge of the affluent and lazy. Explain to a starving man that killing another man to eat is wrong." - Kerry Ridgley


"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jets" - Anonymous


"The deadliest bullshit is odorless and transparent" - William Gibson


"How many legs does a dog have if you call it's tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg" - Abraham Lincoln


"As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing" - Anonymous


"Demagogue: One who preaches a doctrine he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." - Henry Louis Mencken


Quite degrading, but for the frivolous:
"Compliments cost nothing, and so they are of little value to any except fools and women." - Spandrell


"An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red spotlight...The truly wise person is colorblind" - Albert Schweitzer


"Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilised by education; they grow there, firm as weeks among stones." - Charlotte Bronte


"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greated than that of any other animal" - H.L. Mencken


In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." - Anonymous


"I would have stepped on you if you weren't a piece of shit" - Carlo


"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!" - Arabian insult


"The 'internet' cannot be removed from you desktop, would you like to delete the 'Internet' now?" - MS Windows 95


"The problem with America today is that too many people know too much about not enough" - Anonymous


"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde


"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them" - Anonymous


"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire." - Reggie Leach


"Many a man's tongue has broken his nose" - Anonymous


"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."


"The following sentence is false.
The preceeding sentence is true."
hahahaha-hardy-ha!


"Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver."
LOL

and to finish off, the last one it threw me for the night:

"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls - because they can." - Samantha Jones, Sex and the City Episode 87.

good morning!